obama passed a law changing the name milk to cow titty juice 

(Source: yoshi3ds, via conspiracyxtheory)


please allow 5 to 7 business days for me to understand the joke you just made

(Source: asscrab, via conspiracyxtheory)

"I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did."


I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

(via conspiracyxtheory)


it’s way too cold to get out of bed and participate in life

(Source: dutchster, via conspiracyxtheory)

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